inni akhafullah akan ku lari jauh-jauh.untuk menghindarkan diri.kerana aku takut pada siksaan dari tuhanku.

::aku harap anak aku t tade la ketagih IT sgt sampai mntk2 pswd ntk name die sndri.k0rg?::

ahah...this is another j0kes
but i'm not sure where did i get this
credit to the writer and thinker.uhuh~

Kawan Kawan, Sebelum anda memutuskan untuk berkahwin dengan seorang "programmer" anda perlu pikir dengan semasak-masaknya dulu sebelum anda menyesal dikemudian hari. Ini adalah contoh daripada seorang isteri yang mengadu pada mengenai hubungan dia dan si suami, seorang PROGRAMMER setiap hari.

Suami : (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."

Isteri : Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?

Suami : Bad command or filename.

Isteri : Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!

Suami : Errorneous syntax. Abort?

isteri : Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana dia?

Suami : Variable not found...

Isteri : Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. Biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.

Suami : Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Isteri : Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.

Suami : Too many parameters...

Isteri : Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.

Suami : Data type mismatch.

Isteri : Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.

Suami : It's by Default.

Isteri : Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?

Suami : File in use ... Try later.

Isteri : Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi abang sebagai seorang isteri?

Suami : Unknown Virus.


::nasib baik dlu2 aku da clash ngan bf aku.(xde kne mengeni lgsg!)::

hahah.gile xtahan.nah!bace.


Operator : " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your.."

Customer : " Hello, can I order.."

Operator : " Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer : " It's eh.. hold on.. 6102043338-45-54610"

Operator : " Ok.. you're ... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942X66, your office 7X452302 and your mobile 014-2XX2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer : " Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator : "We are connected to the system, Sir"

Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza.."

Operator : " That's not a good idea Sir."

Customer : "How come?"

Operator : " ACcording to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir!"

Customer : " What?,.. What do you recommend then?"

Operator : " Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer : " How do you know for sure?"

Operator : " You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir."

Customer : " Ok, I give up.. Give me three family size one then, how much willthat cost?"

Operator : " That should enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer : " CAn I pay by credit card?"

Operator: " I'mafraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card over the limit and you're owing your bank$3720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan."

Customer : " I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cah before your guy arrives"

Operator : " You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today."

Customer : " Nevermind ust send the pizza, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : " About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motocycle.."

Customer : " What "

Operator : " According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, .. registration number..B3337BZ

Customer : " $%#@^^%^#"

Operator : " Better watch your languange Sir. Remember on 15th JUly 1987 you were convicted of using abusive languageto apoliceman..?"

Customer : [Speechless]

Operator : " Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer : " Nothing.. by the way.. aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertise?"

Operator : " We normally would Sir, but based on your records, you are also diabetic... "

^%&*^$&*^$*#%$*(^&*... ..


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